Not like everyone and their mama didn’t already know that your girl Bey was just a tad “dishonest,” but we got word from an insider confirming her suspect songwriting claims:

A lot of these artists claim to be songwriters, but don’t always write a thing. Some, like Beyonce, serve as vocal arrangements, which points to part of the song’s composition, and thus, receive a songwriting and production credit. Others, like Beyonce, can demand credit based on their name alone. I myself have heard of new song writers looking for placement with Beyonce’s last album being told Beyonce demands a certain amount of publishing upfront (and it’s substantial) or they could “be paid handsomely” to politely remove their name from the song altogether. Fact is, Beyonce didn’t write one song on “I Am…Sasha Fierce.” Beyonce and her team have bought the rights from the songwriters and then Beyonce took credit for it. I have no idea about previous albums but it’s obvious that Beyonce never had a pen in her hand, which is a shame because Beyonce claims something she isn’t.

Tsk, Tsk, Tsk…we all know she’s not the sharpest tool in the shed, so why the fu*k is her team trying to make it like she’s this talented songwriter? She is what she is. A good performer, leave it at that.

Usher loses all brownie points for this one. This is one of the craziest recordings of the year. We can’t believe “Ush” would make a 911 call over a car being vandalized by his B.M., Crazy Tameka

Please pop the top and listen to Usher’s actual 911 call from last month

Why would you call 911 the day AFTER your car was vandalized? SMH.