What is Wrong With This Picture: Miss J Comes Out With New Book And Says HE Has A Son

Mister Jenkins (Miss J) has a new book out talking about his experiences being a flaming fruit cup as well as his poor upbringing. You would also be surprised to know that “J” is a dad and his little fella sounds like he is taking after him:

“A French lesbian had asked if [my ex boyfriend and I] would be… …sperm donors,” Alexander revealed on The Tyra Banks Show on Tuesday. “So we did a little test tube.”

Though his ex is the biological father of 7-year-old Boris, in his new book, Follow the Model, Alexander said, “We are all actively involved in rearing Boris, and the experience has enriched my life beyond imagination.”

“He’s an incredibly smart child. He was toilet trained at a year and three months.  He refuses to drink out of plastic and will use only glass,” said Alexander. “He insists on wearing nice shoes.  I think somehow my fashion genes must have slipped in there.”

Jesus… take the wheel for that child.